Also, please tell your wife that her nail lady no longer cares for her business.
Oh yeah, and Eduardo has been looking for you. Please call him back so the man will stop harassing me. He seems to think I have you "stashed" and doesn't believe me when I tell him he has the wrong number.
And don't forget to call American Express. They have "matters" they would like to discuss with you.
The REAL resident of (505) 771-XXXX